Unexpected usefulness

In the previous post, I mentioned that I was acquiring a vehicle.

The vehicle I acquired is a 1995 Chevy Lumina. That's right, folks. I officially drive a soccer-mom style minivan. It even came complete with the various accouterments that a minivan which was used to tote kids around for years tends to come with.

This post is not about those items, however. This post is instead about one particular item of interest I found whilst detailing the vehicle.

Among the half-eaten candies, bits of paper, stale Cheetos, and nearly four dollars in change, I found a D-Link wireless router, circa 2002 - 2003, underneath one of the seats.

I will repeat that.

I found a fucking wireless router underneath one of the seven seats of this van.

In the annuls of unexpected things we've all found in the car during a thorough cleaning, I'm pretty damn sure that a wireless router is one of those things that are less likely to be found frequently.

Here's to you, the D-Link wireless router from underneath the seat.